What Is the Similarity Between?
Baygon Spray and Body Spray?
If U Don’t Use Baygon Spray U Will
Suffer, If U Don’t Use Body Spray
We Will Suffer

OX - Aey Kya Bolti Tu.
COW _ Aey Kya Mein Bolu,
OX _ Sun, Suna, Aati Kya Gosala,
COW - Kya Karu Aake Mein Gosala,
OX _ Ghoomenge, Phirenge, Ghas
Charenge, Gobar Kahenge Or Kya ?

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi karne chala,
Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya,
Bijali hi chali gayi.

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

Beta:- apni maa se purani album dekhte hue”maa ye photo me smart
admi kaun hai”?Ma”:- beta ye tumhare papa hai” Beta -”to hum
iss ganje k sath kyo rehte hai

Briteesh distraayed avar kantry faar 150 ears. Lat us destraay
theare laanguvedge foryever. Pharward dhis tu aal indians. Lats
mek ”aisi ki taisi” af ingliesh.

what is the diff. b/w egyptians mummies and pakisatnimummies?
Children are afarid of egyptians mummies and fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies

Wife TV pr cricket match dekh rhi thi,husbnd smart ban k aya aur
bola,”DARLING MAIN KAISA LAG RAHA HUN?”.tabi wife zorse chilayi
“CHHAKKA”

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi Ladke bhi unke saath the
Ladkiyon ne naara Lagaya HUMARI MAANGE
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO

WIFE:main maeke ja rhi han,te tenu talak de notis bhej dewangi.
HUSBAND: ja ja aive mithian-2 galan krke mainu khush karan
di koshishna kar

Kaali ghata chayi hai,
aaj fir biwi se maar khayi hai.
Kehti hai sudhar jao.
Par meri galti nahi,
bajuwali aaj mini skirt mai aayi hai

Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota…
tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota..
aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota agar dada diwana na hota!

GURBAT MITAO OFFER OF ALL GREEB CUSTOMER

easy tamam cutomers jo k nihiat gurbat ka shikar hain or un
k pass galti se mobile fone or connection hy un k liye speacail
offer hy k wo iss number 0321-4939056 per MISS CALL kerain
or free BALANCE hasal kerain.
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NOTE:
yeh offer un hazrat k liye hy jin ka balance ZERO hy

Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai
Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk Ati Hai.

Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

Suba uth kar 2 kam kar lia karen.!aik ”ALLHA” Ka sukar ada kia karen k ”ALLHA” ne hamin zinda rakha
or dusra nha lia karen ta k dusry b zinda reh sakain

Shaadi ka wada kia Perveen sewarna mohabat to thi Nasreen se
anjane main sab kehdia Sabeen se
kia haal hoa tha pocho Samreen se
ab ummeed hai sirf Noreen se
lekin baat banegi Farheen se
ya fir dekho Afsheen se
nahi to shayad Nosheen se
&hosakta hai k Naveen se
warna setting to apni haiMehreen se

Husbnd: kal mery khawb may ek larki aye thi.Wahh! Kiya larki thi,
Wife: Akeli aye hogi?Husbnd: tumko kaise pata?
Wife: usska husbnd mere kawab mein tha…

A sardar said to a girl
Please Love me.

The girl replied rudely
Tumhain Love karnay say pehlay may apnee jaan na day doon.

Sardar said ” Mar jana, kisay ghareeb day kam na aana”

Doctor And Sardar Love same Girl….
Sardar give her Apple every Day…..

Girl Asks Sardar why you giving me apple daily ?

SARDAR : ”AN APPLE A DAY KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY”

thx alot 4 dis Usman.

Really nice collection dear.

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