Funny SMS
Chand per agher noor na hota
tanha dil majboor na hota
Hum aap ko good morning kehne zaror aate
agher aap ka ghar itna door na hota.

Har khushi teri taraf mor don
tere liye chand taarey bhi torr don
Khushiyon ke darwaze tere liye khol don
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol don.

Kanjusi ka jab award diya jaiy ga
tab tumhaara naam sab se pehle aiyga
ab ghalti se bhi SMS nahi karna
warna ye award kisi aur ko mil jaiy ga.

ye zindagi hai ek jinjaal
yahan chalta hai bas paison ka kamal
tu bhi kangal mian bhi kangal
to aao phir khelien miscall miscall....U r 70% beautiful
U r 75% sweet
U r 85% naughty
U r 90% cute
U r 100% lovely

Total
70+75+85+90+100= U r 420.
hain na bolo bolo.

Hum doston ko bhoolate nahi hain
mager ye baat jatate nahi hain
doston ko hamesha rakhte hain yaad
hum bhoolane ke liye dost banate nahi hain.

YOU ARE MY ASPIRIN



When I have an ache or pain,
when I feel like I'm going insane,
you offer me the relief I need.
You make me feel pain-free indeed.
You take away all my stress
when everything is in such a mess.
You turn my frown into a grin
because...


you're my human aspirin.

Nice Collection.

very nice

Excellent Collection.

thankx everyone...