Romeo

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Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick are perched near the front door of the girls' dorm. Several plain Janes walk by as the two converse.

Then a Sharon Stone look-alike emerges from the dorm and saunters past. Romeo turns, smiles, and -- barely audibly -- inquires, "Tickle your a$$ with a feather?"

The young beauty -- startled by what she thinks she heard -- exclaims "What?!"

Without missing a beat, Romeo repeats "Typical nasty weather?"

"Oh," she demures, "yes," and goes on her way.

More young lovelys walk by and the scene is repeated. "Tickle your a$$ with a feather?"
"What?"
"Typical nasty weather?"

Finally, Romeo delivers his line, "Tickle your a$$ with a feather?" and his prospect stops, smiles and invites him up to her room.

Now the sidekick, alone, having paid close attention, decides to try this remarkable new technique. A likely prospect comes near. The sidekick leers and blurts out, "Cram a feather up your a$$ ?"

Shocked, the girl spins around and slaps him, to which he replies, "Looks like its raining !"

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